I don’t have the power to manipulate the wind direction. I commend you and your ability to evade death. I can’t help but imagine how you would look like with a cake stuffed on your face. You see, you are always special no matter what day it is. Just because it’s your birthday today doesn’t mean you’re special. How’s the cruel world treating you? I hope you’re all good. Happy level-up day! I see you’ve gained a lot of XP in your life already. Congratulations on the new wrinkle on your face. Be happy because you will never be as young as you are today. Jorge Ibanez, CC0, via Unsplash Creative and Witty Ways to Say "Happy Birthday" You’re a year closer to getting that senior citizen’s discount. Let’s eat cake, drink booze, and party all day and night. Wow, you made another 365-day revolution around the sun! I hope you always enjoy your trips. Woah, you made it to another year without dying. Well, at least you’re not as old as you will be next year. Today’s a great excuse for you to make some bad decisions. This is the perfect day to thank me for remembering your birthday. Remember that I will always be there to pick you up when you fall. Open your Facebook, for this is the only day you’ll receive tons of heartfelt greetings from people you have never talked to in ages. Oh, come on! Quit being younger than me!. Now, now, don’t get all weird about getting older, you hear me. May you be as fabulous as me on this special day of yours. May this special day of yours be absolutely terrific, and your hangover be compassionately negligible. Take it as a chance to do something stupid. Isn’t it weird that we’re celebrating at regular intervals as your life runs out? Anyway, cheers to you!. I’m greeting you first so that I can feel superior to the rest of your well-wishers. I salute you for not being dead till this day. I know you’re old, but I still got you a toy, so enjoy!. I know it’s your special day, but please take it slow. Hooray, you just survived another year. 
Hmmm.didn’t we celebrate this just a year ago?.Enjoy the dash between the two dates on your tombstone.Pay no heed about the present, for I didn’t get you one. Stop thinking about the future, for you can’t anticipate it. Don’t mind the past, for you can’t change it.Congratulations, you’re another year closer to death.Cheers, you just went from b*tch to old b*tch!.Can you believe it?! I remembered your birthday without Facebook reminding me about it.
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Since it’s your birthday, the first one is free of charge. Call me if you need help disposing of a body.Wishing you a day that is overflowing with beer and happiness.May your day be filled with sweet things and cake.Blow them all away and wish for the best! The more candles you blow, the merrier.Many more days, months, and years to come for you.Let’s raise a toast to you and your life.It’s another year, and it’s still the same old you.I’m happy that you were born on this day.I wish you never stop enjoying all the happy, little moments in your life.Did you know that you’re one of the few people in the world that I can actually tolerate? All the best to you and the years to come.New and Different Ways to Say “Happy Birthday” So, help yourself to this collection of alternative ways to say “happy birthday!” Break the norm and add some spark to the celebration. What’s important is that the message remains intact. We can be inventive, funny, witty, or clever about it. All we have to do is tap into the stream of ingenuity. The intention of this list is to help you get creative with your wishes! There are countless ways to deliver birthday greetings.
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